A Spoonful of Honey
Anyway, back to the original post I was writing earlier (hence the URL mistake on 17bac62's index.html)...
I just wrote a script for my dad. It's stupid. I think he would've enjoyed it.
It's called "A Spoonful of Honey" and you can download it here, except it's encrypted.
You can verify sucessful decryption with SHA256 checkum
6ca0b277dc1d1a29b2cacbd3a1341621aba1935dac69f766ec714b1da8de2a20