I wish

I wish everyone had a site like this.

I wish I could add to my Note to Self with ease, and have a reminder for every night I need it.

I wish I could remember that I want to make an hour-long audio track of Lightning McQueen's “Ka-Chow” for my own amusement.

I wish I could remind myself which snacks are good, and which I despise.

I wish you knew why Shark Tale is the funniest fucking film you'll ever see.

Goodnight.

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